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An interactive website where you can participate and promote the basics of slacking, including easy recipes, tips, and nonsense news.
Slacker Health Q&A
Submitted by admin on Sat, 05/30/2009 - 21:08
Q: I heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
I urgently needed a few days off work
Submitted by visitor on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 19:15
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out.
Important Health Alert!!!
Submitted by admin on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 00:10
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive Work from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Time to Offend Everybody
Submitted by visitor on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 02:24
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their blonde, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either
