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And we all know who gave it to him.....

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive Work from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their blonde, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment

Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either

Most people enjoy the benefits of a well-balanced diet. For years, we have been taught that a diet consisting of meats, dairy, fruits, vegetables, and grain leads to a healthy lifestyle. One man, however, is defying all odds by living strictly on chicken fingers. These “fingers”, made up of deep-fried breaded chicken, have managed to sustain Jerry Fieldsend, 32, for more than a decade.

We know most of you are dog lovers and will help. Our neighbor has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him. Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. She called out to him and he never responded. She then noticed the back door was open. She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned. Thanks for your help.