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Here's an old FEDEX commercial with a few slackers caught in the act of lying.

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here’s a way to change all of that!

HOW TO PLAY: Check off each block when you hear the listed words during a meeting, seminar, or conference call. When you get five blocks in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!

Jeff Salerno, a low-level data entry clerk at International Paridigm Management in New York, took a three hour lunch break on Friday. The lunch break was the longest in IPM’s history, breaking the previous record of two hours and fifteen minutes, held by secretary Theresa Gibbons.

Roommate relations reached an all-time low today when Paul Rubenfield, 22, forgot to put the trash out for the 4th garbage day in a row. The trash, which has been building up outside the apartment’s back door for the past two weeks, reached critical mass at about 3:12 PM on Saturday. Experts are predicting the crisis will have irreversible environmental effects on the household.

With recent corporate scandals involving Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, and Totalslacker.com, as well as unemployment predicted to reach all-time highs, many Americans are apprehensive about the economy. Thousands are being laid off, and many more simply cannot find work because of the economic climate. There is one group of citizens, however, who are not concerned at all.

Slackers, the lazy, beer-guzzling men and women who make up a growning