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Tattooed lovers JESSE JAMES and KAT VON D hit the red carpet arm-in-arm Thursday at Kat's Wonderland art gallery opening in Hollywood.

Fresh out of jail and rehab, Lindsay Lohan is tearing up the streets of Los Angeles. She even clipped a stroller holding a baby while driving her new Maserati on Wednesday!

JENNIFER ANISTON's career may be tanking -- her latest film The Switch was a box office bomb -- but her love life is looking up!

PARIS HILTON owns a a handbag that appears identical to one she claimed was borrowed night of her cocaine arrest!

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES is furious with doctors for failing to discover her husband MICHAEL DOUGLAS' throat cancer sooner.

Police shot a crazed gunman after he held employees hostage at the headquarters of the Discovery Channel in Silver Spring, Maryland. All the hostages are now safe.

JON GOSSELIN's ex-girlfriend HAILEY GLASSMAN claims the father of eight tried to extort money from his former wife KATE GOSSELIN and threatened to call child protective services on her!

ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT are at war over tomboy daughter SHILOH.

DR. MEHMET OZ had a close call with cancer after a routine colonoscopy.

"It's a stage 4," MICHAEL DOUGLAS told DAVID LETTERMAN about his cancer on Tuesday night.

Before RACHEL UCHITEL made headlines for her tryst with TIGER WOODS, she was photographed as the face of post-9/11 grief when her fiance was killed in the World Trade Center attacks. Now she's heading back to Ground Zero.

Here's your chance to tell us which returning TV show you can't wait to see this fall!

BRISTOL PALIN has signed on to compete on this season of Dancing With The Stars and the teen mom says she's ready to cut loose!