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FARRAH FAWCETT's elderly father has died -- just a few weeks after the one-year anniversary of the passing of his beloved daughter.

KIM KARDASHIAN is rolling in the dough. So why is she dining at a Chili's chain restaurant?

Hollywood hotties including KIM KARDASHIAN, CHRISTINA HENDRICKS and SOFIA VERGARA were stylin' in couture gowns that showed off their curves.

It was a repeat performance for Mad Men at Sunday night's Emmy Awards as the show was named Best Drama for the third year in a row. Newcomer Modern Family took home the award for Best Comedy.

PARIS HILTON just can't take a bad picture, even if it's a mug shot after being arrested in Las Vegas for cocaine possession.

All-ages media superstar BETTY WHITE's stunning confession about her first Emmy win - more than fifty years ago! AND what is the secret connection to ZSA ZSA GABOR?!

Playboy playmate KARISSA SHANNON accuses Spencer Pratt of stealing her video camera that held the now-notorious sex tape featuring herself and Heidi Montag.

Newly free LINDSAY LOHAN due for BRITNEY SPEARS-esque career makeover.

MILEY CYRUS and Down Under BF HEMSWORTH OVER!

OSCAR bosses desperate to find innovative new wave director JEAN LUC- GODARD but he's disappeared!

Production for next installment of Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn may be scrapped after a deadly shootout with drug lords in Rio de Janiero!