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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?!" She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."

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He, he! Good one, might give

He, he! Good one, might give it a try! Better than writing my grooms speech or doing my dumb piano tutorial. I'll get back to doing my puppy potty training instead.

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I can't work in the dark

I like your story. It is very interesting and inspiring and it gave me a chuckle when your co-worker followed and the answer she gave was so cool. Thank you light bulb. Maybe you do need a holiday in Seychelles La Digue

Good idea

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I am working in Dubai Armani Hotel and I think this idea won't work here.
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