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Submitted by visitor on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 03:04
Just because you're a slacker doesn't mean you have to appear as an unenlightened, slovenly, knuckle-dragging primate (to the naked eye anyway).
As a purist slacker however, you should read only the headlines and first few sentences of the news articles, to convey the illusion of enlightenment, should an unexpected intelligent conversation arise about current events. No sense cracking a sweat digesting mass quantities of information that will be irrelevant in no time.
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