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Several Eggs
Several pieces of Bread
Butter

this is something that has a little more sophistication than cereal, yet is still as easy as set it and forget it, as well as being able to prepare, cook (if your quick and careful with your fingers of course) and eat all with your hands.

1-Drag sorry excuse for a slacker ass out of bed
2-Ignore voice of mom in your head and decide to once again be a lazy slacker for the day
3-Put pan on stove with butter in it
4-Tear a hole in a piece of bread
5-Crack egg in hole
6-flip when browned, or eat it sunny side up in a hole

1 pkg plain ol' Granola bars
1 jar creamy peanut butter
1-6 Beers(optional) or milk

1. open peanut butter
2. dip granola bar
3. drink beer
4 repeat until full

2 eggs
a lil butter
2 bread slices

sum mayo put butter in frying pan, fry 2 eggs sunny side up(I like my yolks runny), put mayo on bread, put eggs on bread and enjoy! (from Omega-101)