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Dirt and Cleaning

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Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."

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Squeezing Lemons

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Store whole lemons in a tightly sealed jar of water in the refrigerator. They will yield much more juice than when first purchased.

Or: Submerge a lemon in hot water for 15 minutes before squeezing. It will yield almost twice the amount of juice.

Blender Clean-up

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Want to clean your blender in a hurry without cutting your fingers on the blade? Fill the blender part way with hot water and add a drop of detergent. Cover and turn it on for a few seconds. Rinse and drain dry.

Oil Change Scam

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OK. So you're a slacker and you probably haven't changed you oil for a while now. In fact, if more people were like you, the term "oil crisis" would never have been invented. You're watching TV and see a "JIFFI BOOB" advertisement on oil change specials, and decide you should get a little nervous about not changing your oil, but maybe not until next month.

Cleaning Tips Needed!

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Sorry, we don't have any many tips on cleaning right now. Obviously, we're a bunch of slobs in addition to being slackers. Please log in and help us in cleaning our act up, -but really simple things that our minds can deal with as slackers.

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