Listen to News Radio or TV in the Morning
Submitted by admin on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 02:21
Listen to news radio or news TV in the morning while you are getting ready for the day or god forbid, your job. It'll keep you mildly entertained, inform you, and get you through the mundane tasks like clipping your toenails, brushing your teeth, or shaving.
Read News Headlines
Submitted by visitor on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 03:04
Just because you're a slacker doesn't mean you have to appear as an unenlightened, slovenly, knuckle-dragging primate (to the naked eye anyway).
As a purist slacker however, you should read only the headlines and first few sentences of the news articles, to convey the illusion of enlightenment, should an unexpected intelligent conversation arise about current events. No sense cracking a sweat digesting mass quantities of information that will be irrelevant in no time.
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