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A lot of eye-opening news in the financial markets have transpired over the last six months. The public learned that contrary to popular belief, wall street executives aren't very smart or responsible and are great liars. These traits span the gamit of companies from AIG to the Madoff's ponzie scheme. Just look at Madoff. He built an entire multi-billion dollar company on pure BS. There was absolutely nothing behind the company. Everyone that was employed at the company could have literally disappeared behind it's doors and played video games, text-messaged and watched TV all day long.

The only thing that Wall Street executives work hard on is covering their ass, which one of the basic tenets of the slacker creed. They definitely aren't responsible and responsibility is something us slackers are always trying to avoid. They are great liars. How else could you convince so many people to invest with you? Telling lies to get out of doing something is an art form in the slacker world. Seems like Wall Street execs have a lot of qualities similar to us slackers. So, you slackers, why not consider a Wall Street career.

As a slacker, the only fly in the ointment is having to wear a fancy suit and tie. You really need that suit and tie to convince people that you're smart, responsible, and honest. It's one of the greatest smoke screens of all time and it works. Oh... and then there's that other suit too. You might have to wear a jail-house jump suit if you get caught taking too much money.